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Calling all Bitches!

2010-05-09T14:50:00.001-07:00

Follow our new and improved blog at http://grammarbitches.tumblr.com and submit your own Grammar Bitch photos!

I love when stuff like this happens.

2010-05-06T10:00:00.000-07:00

http://yfrog.com/0l8e7ij

Some comedy relief for my fellow Grammar Bitches...

2010-05-05T19:58:00.000-07:00

>>> You Make Me Touch Your Hands For Stupid Reasons

A dramatic reading of a grammatically-horrendous break-up letter. One of my favorite things on the internet.

Enjoy!

Staff RV's... fence?

2010-05-01T15:21:00.000-07:00

Local taxi's what? LOCAL TAXI'S WHAT?! adfjhadsf

2010-05-01T15:19:00.000-07:00

"I" before "E", except after "C", or when you can't spell.

2010-04-26T14:00:00.001-07:00

They do?

2010-04-12T22:14:00.000-07:00

http://twitpic.com/1f8zlq

Is that the official slogan for all restrooms?

2010-04-12T10:24:00.001-07:00

We is also firing our sign-maker.

2010-04-12T09:47:00.001-07:00

ACK! I don't even know where to begin...

2010-04-09T14:22:00.001-07:00

This is scary on multiple levels.

2010-04-09T13:41:00.000-07:00

No, but I would like to redeem my right to call you an idiot.

2010-03-31T22:57:00.000-07:00

Ummm....

2010-03-31T20:46:00.000-07:00

Obviously we're dealing with some translation issues here, so I'm inclined not to pass judgement, but it's funny nonetheless.

Someone needs to be taken off band merchandise duty.

2010-03-29T15:32:00.000-07:00

(I had to be sneaky in getting this photo.)

So many things that don't make sense, all on one sign!

2010-03-27T13:00:00.000-07:00

The typo we've been waiting for.

2010-03-26T19:18:00.000-07:00

http://gizmodo.com/5497788/the-typo-weve-been-waiting-for

Another one for the misused apostrophe pile.

2010-03-26T18:57:00.000-07:00

Evidently deflation has run rampant. How did I not notice?

2010-03-26T16:32:00.001-07:00

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Sent via The Force® from the Midichlorians in my head.

Oh, MY under arrest?

2010-03-20T23:09:00.000-07:00

Your favorite nights of the month have to be in defiance of something? Bummer!

2010-02-22T23:15:00.000-08:00

But... my disc doesn't OWN a can.

2010-02-20T23:10:00.000-08:00

I'd be cautious too, if I were a wet floor...

2010-01-31T15:45:00.000-08:00

Yes, it is!

2010-01-26T13:29:00.001-08:00

...you mean, like, baby delivery?

2010-01-15T22:01:00.001-08:00

Wait, what are you selling?

2010-01-06T17:37:00.000-08:00

Are they White Castle's chips? Or...?

2009-12-04T20:06:00.000-08:00

I wish people got this excited about spelling things correctly!!!!!!

2009-11-24T16:03:00.001-08:00

You must protect your aluables!

2009-11-24T16:03:00.000-08:00

Maybe the gov't SHOULD take over healthcare... Oh wait, they probably don't know proper punctuation either.

2009-11-11T19:34:00.000-08:00

20 days 'til Thanksgiving! Er, what?

2009-11-06T05:32:00.000-08:00

Who is Thanks? How do I notify TO him?

2009-10-27T16:44:00.000-07:00

Grammar are hard.

2009-10-06T02:16:00.001-07:00

Huh?

2009-10-05T19:01:00.001-07:00

We can only please the toilet paper?

2009-09-14T14:57:00.000-07:00

VW owns Bill Cosby?

2009-09-13T18:10:00.000-07:00

I screem, you screem...

2009-09-04T11:10:00.000-07:00

Oh, the one and only Veronica?

2009-07-22T13:15:00.000-07:00

Accept for valued customers?

2009-07-15T15:04:00.000-07:00

Free kids? AND fishing!

2009-07-05T15:02:00.000-07:00

Someone needs to be fired.

2009-06-27T01:31:00.000-07:00

Female guitars DO sound better...

2009-06-24T15:15:00.000-07:00

Nail is by idiots.

2009-06-24T13:48:00.000-07:00

I'm assuming "early mart" was already taken.

2009-05-23T02:00:00.000-07:00

I predikt that u wil alway's b a idyutt.

2009-04-03T15:06:00.000-07:00

Wait... Whose what?

2009-03-03T14:41:00.000-08:00

Psht, who you callin' envited?

2009-02-03T14:35:00.000-08:00

Oh, have they?!

2009-01-03T14:23:00.000-08:00

Does anybody have a penny?

2008-06-02T18:06:00.000-07:00

Who is Whitty? Why does he/she deserve to die?

2008-03-03T18:18:00.000-08:00

I have decided to call this type of graffiti "raceism."

Just one kid's and just one adult's!

2008-03-03T11:41:00.000-08:00

Vulgar idiots are always amusing.

2008-02-25T11:29:00.000-08:00

Your vs. You're

2001-01-01T23:34:00.000-08:00

This one is easy. YOUR is possessive.

Is that your bike?
May I have your tuna fish sandwich?
I hate your annoying face.

YOU'RE is actually two words combined: YOU and ARE. Hence the apostrophe. Before you say or type it, split the word into two and see if it still works, like this:

You're going to the mall. (YOU ARE going to the mall.)
You're the coolest person ever! (YOU ARE the coolest person ever!)
You're not allowed to have my crack pipe. (YOU ARE not allowed to have my crack pipe.)

Need more practice? Take the YOUR VS. YOU'RE QUIZ

Its vs. It's

2001-01-01T12:10:00.000-08:00

I can see how this one might be more confusing, since we all learned that apostrophe-s = possessive.

But ITS is possessive, like YOURS, THEIRS, HERS, OURS, and WHOSE are possessive.

IT'S is actually two words combined: IT and IS.

When using IT'S, ask yourself: can this be split into two words and still make sense in the sentence? If not, you need to use ITS instead.

It's a beautiful day.
IT IS a beautiful day?
Yes! Hooray! :)

The cat made it's way to the roof.
The cat made IT IS way to the roof?
No! Boooo! :(
That should be "its."

I'm afraid it's going to take me a while to figure this out.
I'm afraid IT IS going to take me a while to figure this out?
Yes! Hooray! :)

Put that dictionary back in it's place when you're done with it.
Put that dictionary back in IT IS place when you're done with it?
No! Boooo! :(
That should be "its."

Need more practice? Take the ITS VS. IT'S QUIZ